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3 Cocktails to help you survive Mercury retrograde   

There are only two things that we absolutely dread here at Skinny Mixes: one is boring, flavorless beverages and the other is Mercury retrogrades. You may be thinking, “Oh come on, the Skinny Mixes team does not believe really in that kind of stuff.” Let me tell you… we DO believe in that kind of stuff! We have seen firsthand how a Mercury retrograde can cause havoc to show up right at our office door.

We have had our fair share of Mercury retrograde mishaps at the office; ranging from internet issues, to computers breaking,to orders sent to the wrong state. I am not exaggerating when I say that we have experienced pretty much every technological issue you can experience under the sun during the retrograde.

Throughout our journey with the mishaps and miscommunication, we have learned the best way to deal with Mercury retrograde is to navigate through the madness with a cocktail in hand. There comes a time when we have had to let go of the things we can’t control and unwind with a delicious, low-calorie beverage.  

Mercury retrograde is here, but have no fear as these cocktail recipes will help you get through each bump in the road! After a drink or two, you might even see that this Mercury retrograde isn’t here to harm us but is instead here to teach us to slow down and reflect… and there’s no better way to slow down than to kick back with a drink in hand!

1  Cosmic Cosmo

You can’t control the cosmic forces but you can have cosmopoltian!

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup Skinny Cosmo Mix Skinny Cosmo Mix
  • 1 shot vodka
  • Sprinkle of edible glitter
  • handful of ice
  • garnish with lemon or lime wedge
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Directions:

 

2   Miscommunication Margarita

Okay, miscommunications are bound to happen during a Mercury retrograde but you can always just blame the tequila.

Ingredients:

  • ½ cup of Passionfruit Hibiscus Margarita Mix
  • 1 cup of Ice
  • 1 shot Tequila
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Directions:

  1. Fill a cup with ice, add tequila and Sugar Free Margarita Mix until the ice is almost covered, pour contents of the cup into a blender and blend until slushy-like consistency. Pour into a glass!

NUTRITION

  • Servings: 1
  • 103 cal
  • 0g carbs
  • 0g sugar
  • 0g fat
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FEATURED SYRUPS:

 

3 Freddie Mercury Retrograde

May your Mercury be Freddie and less retrograde.

  • 1 shot of Vodka
  • 1 Tbsp. of Sugar Free Unicorn Syrup
  • Tonic Water
  • Sliced Limes

Directions:

  1. Combine vodka, limes and tonic water

  2. Add in a Tbsp. of Sugar Free Unicorn Syrup
  3. NUTRITION
    • Servings: 1
    • 64 cal
    • 0g carbs
    • 0g sugar
    • 0g fat

FEATURED SYRUPS: